GACK! Quick, get Spock to mind-meld with it and find out what it wants before it kills us all!

It would be interesting to see what this would do to the atmosphere. I think wind currents might mitigate some of the additional heating from the six month day and cooling from the six month night but would it be enough to maintain habitability?

@Rawrnosaourous: To show off the software they want to sell you.

The moon is disgusting. It's made of cheese.

#12 Peter Parker parks his peter in a pretty princess p****.

These scientists must of the rare non-nerdy/geeky type. Otherwise, they would have called this technique the "quantum torpedo". Alas.

@Orionsaint: I was especially annoyed by the "ZOMG, PAPYRUS FAIL" reaction from the font nerds when Avatar first came out but as soon as I saw the titles in that teaser I thought, ew, what an ugly, boring font. Go figure.

"I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars? Ahaaa!"

@Echo_Hotel: Don't forget, essential toward that end is Scientology "auditing" which every Scientologist undergoes on a routine basis. It is, in fact, the central practice of the religion (besides paying them money, of course) and consists of churchmembers recounting the most deeply personal events in their lives in…

I live in southern NJ and I assure you there will be no lack of fireworks come the 4th. You may not be able to buy them here but PA is not that far no matter what part of the state you live in. The police don't really enforce the ban. At least, they never have in my city.

@cicadymn: I wouldn't say it's bad so much as it doesn't make any sense. You would like Hollywood action movies better if they replaced the props with cardboard cutouts and used CG effects instead of blanks and squibs? Because other than that, what's the difference? I'm not putting this video down. Not in the least.…

Oh Jesus, the bending paper speech... this was already the dumbest thing I'd ever seen but that took it over the edge. A stupidity singularity, if you will. I think it sucked out my brain.

Eru Iluvatar save us! X@

Orcaceratops vs Piranhapotamus!

That suit surpasses even the epic craptasticness of the Japanese King Kong from King Kong Vs Godzilla. They both have that same, "duuude, I am sooo fucking high" expression on their faces.

Actually, I'm really kind of curious to here what kind of bullshit technobabble they're going to come up with to explain this. I bet it has something to do with mutant neutrinos. In any case, it should be good for a laugh. Try and look on the bright side, people.

Beautiful. Films like this appeal to my inner explorer. If only I could spend my whole life poking around in every nook and cranny of places like the Grand Canyon.

@Anrkist: I agree. I miss that added feeling of participation that comes with me having to click the mute button.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: That is so offensive and your type of ignorance should have no place on a blog like io9. We need a disemvoweling here, pronto. Obviously, that's a brachiosaurus getting its ass wrecked by Megajesus, not a brontosaurus. Christ on a stick.

In a starship battle, assuming equally matched ships I'd have to go with Picard. In a brawl with both characters in their prime, Kirk.