No review box? How am I going to know the pros and cons! Life is meaningless!!!!

I’m sorry, Thane is the best romance option in any mass effect game. Every Shepard should be with Thane. He is perfect and no one can convince me otherwise.

Alright. Ordered some curry bricks from Amazon. This will determine if you’re welcome here, Chris.

It’s time to explain...

Picked up 999 based on multiple Kotaku authors suggesting it. Hated it. I just don’t get how anyone can say these games have great writing. Maybe storytelling is a better word? I mean, I disagree with that statement too, but it’s more subjective.

Isn’t her blouse a riff on the “chosen one” dress she wears while visiting the shrines? I thought it looked somewhat similar.

Ancient arrows with a bow that fires multiple arrows at once.

Is it too much to hope that Kotaku Splitscreen will be all Destiny 2 talk then? Maybe next week’s?

My game is the Dragonball Z Dokkan Battle Gacha game. I’ve been playing the Japanese version for a year, and the pulls feel fantastic. You’re Goku, pulling back to launch a Kamehameha!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that guy! Yeah, definitely didn’t make much of an impact, but I guess that makes sense.

So uh, I finished the game recently and I have no idea who Cor is. Should I?

That terrain use almost looks like a glitch. I mean, awesome strategy, but the clipping makes it seem unintentional.

No, but it has been the source of a loooooot of cheese over the history of the game. I think Bungie’s learned a lot in how to avoid this, but its unmistakable that Self-Rez has been a pain.

Destiny 2, a game in which players lament it isn’t the same as Destiny 1.

You sure it’s free? We had to pay for the Moments of Triumph shirts.

Oh wow, this is a new campaign? I did the plague knight one and was mildly underwhelmed, but that was because I played directly after I finished the normal campaign. Might check this out then! (I mean, I do own it on Vita, but still.)

Sounds like a natural expansion of the system. I’m glad they’re leaning hard into the fan-fiction territory here. Shadow of Mordor was juuuuust close enough to canon that I was really thrown off by the ending.

Cool! I can definitely see how a hookshot like item would be difficult. Either it makes exploration too easy (right now I feel like there’s a great balance where you can go anywhere with the right amount of potions) or eliminating the completely open structure of the world.

Yeah! I’m glad she’s back! Obviously, she needs to take care of her mental and physical health first. The wrist thing seems like a potential problem, so I definitely hope she takes it easy.

Not surprising. I’m a little surprised Eververse only items are getting scrapped as well, but I suppose it’s inevitable. Goodbye, ghost Ghost. You were the best Ghost of Destiny 1.