Where’d you see a mustang?

Are you talking about Gawker?

Were you hired solely to do shit bits on Uber?

This seems idiotic to me. Who cares where the candidate worked? When I interview someone, the main question I am trying to answer “Is this person an asshole?” regardless of previous employer. I’ve done well in every company I’ve worked, include some fully stocked with assholes. That says that people are flexible and…

Your Uber driver is: Clark Kent
Review Average: 4/5

There are many things more amusing

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

The future is coming with or without you. You can get on board and enjoy it or stand by the side and watch it pass you by.

Obligatory: Why did you turn???

Fuel pumps are liquid cooled by the gas in the tank. Fill it up at 1/4 tank.

Looks like a car with a Burqa

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

This is Tesla, not BMW.

The funny thing is, the existence of this as a news article is actually a roundabout confirmation of Tesla reliability.

I’m sorry but why is this news?

IMO they made one good movie and 6 (soon to be 7) shitty “sequels.”

At the risk of sounding like an uptight, obsessive compulsive douche I’m going to say that I really don’t like anyone else driving my cars. I have one, really, really good friend who also happens to be an excellent driver and just as OCD as I am, that I trust. But that’s it. Too many well intentioned “car enthusiasts”…

Will it have windows?