Something is super bullshit here.

What a sack of shit Clarkson is. I’m glad I never watched the shows.

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Thanks man. Everytime I feel the red mist descending, I ask myself one simple question, “Is it worth it?”

Fair dues, hombre. Glad you’re mending your ways, regardless. Don’t want any Jalops getting shot for pissing off the wrong person, y’know?

More like Faraway Future, amiright?

LOL @ “car”

Exactly, we will wait because it is Tesla. Tesla has produced pretty incredible cars.

Descending order of universal sympathy:

Cmon, we all know he’s already working on his own sexbot.

I see the Tesla haters are out in full force tonight. What does he have to do to make you people happy? Autopilot was fine before this update. If it wasn’t for people not paying attention this would never have been a problem.

I don’t see a car. Is it one of those videos where you have to cross your eyes?

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

This article could benefit by use of more pictures.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Yeah but with the silence of the Tesla you can now hear the Ferrari owner crying as you pull away from him . . .

Congratulations, Mr. Drakkon - Iceberg Slim, on COTD! My award to you is a Fiat which this lovely lady will deliver after a quick swim.

Except you still own a Crown Vic at the end of the day. I hate the “could’ve had X” posts like yours. If the dude wanted a boring ass Crown Vic, then he would’ve bought a boring ass Crown Vic. Instead he wound up with a car that, for all intents and purposes, works as intended and is a HELL of a lot more fun than a…

Have you ever seen the maintenance schedule on a Crown Vic taxi cab?

Oil change and brake pads every 2 weeks....