I just want to read more of those haiku. That's an impressive feat of story for six words and a strict form.

Wait until the Human Centipede guys hear about this.

"In other words, just because you haven't personally seen any uncalled-for nutshots, doesn't mean they don't happen. I've seen plenty of those, just no moose." —Me, two posts ago. But if I actually need to put it more clearly, here: Yes, I've actually seen this happen multiple times. No hyperbole necessary.

Well, considering "the thread" is incontrovertible research into the issue, I'm sure its data is unimpeachable, and in no way an unrepresentative sample of the world and all of human experience.

No, I said I've never seen a moose in person, but I have no reason to doubt their existence. You changed that to [nutshots]. In other words, just because you haven't personally seen any uncalled-for nutshots, doesn't mean they don't happen. I've seen plenty of those, just no moose. Lots of things exist that neither of…

I'd watch it. I'm not ashamed to admit that Dawn of the Dead is a favorite of mine. I like the original too, of course, but the remake was one of the best zombie movies of the new wave. Guess it helps to have good source material to work with. (Spoiler: Plus, I'm pretty sure the dog lived, so there's that in its favor)

The way they hurry to maneuver themselves into the new shells says to me that they understand that feeling, just after you step out of the shower but haven't swaddled yourself in a towel yet: I'm naked I'm naked I'm naked I'm naked hurry that's better.

Haven't you seen The Day After? Kansas is the prime target!

This scenario pairs well with what would actually be the ending of an Atlas Shrugged-style exodus of the wealthy.

It worked in the remake of Dawn of the Dead. I mean, they made it okay. Surely nothing happened to them during the credits, right? How could it have?

This is cool and all, but is anyone working on ansible technology yet? Light is just too slow for my taste.

I suspect they're more than willing to provide their own "facts" as substitution for the real ones.

I've never seen a moose in person, but I have no reason to doubt their existence (aside from their sheer immensity; they could have the world if they tried).

Why run away? "Have a good reason" is absolutely crucial advice. She detailed the pain and possible damage pretty well, so it needs to be said that nut-shotting a guy shouldn't be the response if he just makes you angry. In a life-or-death type situation, absolutely go for broke. A guy said a shitty thing or cut you…

I knew that there would be at least one show on this list that I watched as a kid. Alas, to my shame, "Denver the Last Dinosaur" is that show. I can't ask the world to forgive me, but maybe, someday, I can forgive myself.

Smartest ever eagle, huh? Man, Don Henley is gonna be pissed when he hears he's been surpassed.

I think the movie you're asking for is

Do you really want to socialize with those people anyway?

This is the first card I thought of when I saw the headline. I was going to be disappointed if it wasn't here. Not send-a-thrull-to-your-bedside disappointed, but disappointed.

It may or may not have been intentional: