I’ve been slapped a time or two in my life for saying something dumb and shitty

I mean, cool. But, you know, maybe show some compassion towards all victims of abuse? Maybe we shouldn’t immediately revert to toxic masculinity and say “what a little baby for calling the cops”?

I think I prefer “Goodbye Rudi Tuesday” myself...

#AckPthpfft

I think I prefer “Goodbye Rudi Tuesday" myself...

They keep old & deleted emails in slightly damp cardboard boxes in an abandoned U-Stor-It twenty miles downwind of Chernobyl. Your emails, my emails, Hillary’s emails. Bulk storage of used bandwidth is a big part of the Ukrainian economy. For example, all of MySpace is crammed in a trundle bin under Yulia Tymoshenko’s…

“As far as I’m concerned, I am rid of this turbulent priest.”
-Henry II

“As far as I am concerned, she’s no longer Speaker of the House.”

I guess I will have to settle for Michelle Obama being a better human being than I am. From here on out, when they go low, kick them in the teeth.

So tired of being in the greys here!!! I don’t like keeping company with all the delusional idiots in the greys, who somehow think that Barr was unscathed by Harris’ line of questioning.

Kamala positively chewed up that obfuscating sack of excrement and spit him out, pretty clearly rebuking all his bullshit.

You mentioned compensation above and I misread it.

I know you guys love your socialist dictators and all, but I promise, you won’t die if you say that supporting Guaido is actually the right call regardless of the administration we currently have. We can certainly argue about what level of support the US should provide (probably materiel and logistical support only),…

LMAO at the idea that there is only one way to subvert a trope.

At least Trump didn't tell them a story about a drug fueled orgy on a yacht like he did in front of the boy scouts. 

I think Old Tommy Boy up there needs to come visit a hospital in rural South Dakota.

If Biden is smart he’ll point to how he willingly enlisted to fight the Kaiser while Bernie dodged the draft so he could stay home and shake his ass to ragtime music while he was ogling at the flesh market on the beaches courtesy of the women who wore bathing suits that revealed their knees.

‘Trump claimed one of the children participants took a break from coloring holiday cards to privately urge him to “keep building that wall.”’

With this subpoena, the Oversight Committee is instead assuming the powers of the Department of Justice, investigating (dubious and partisan) allegations of illegal conduct by private individuals outside of government.

I’m sure Boring Beige Bespectacled Aunt Becky was totally the idea of her legal team. Her most recent court appearance was not a time to look red carpet ready. It was bad enough that she stopped to sign autographs on the way into her first court appearance. But I’m sure she’ll look very nice in orange.

The Lincoln reference is actually pretty appropriate because Sanders and Biden were both officers aboard the USS Monitor when she fought the CSS Virginia at Hampton Roads.