Especially when four paragraphs of it consists of, “Let me tell you why it’s perfectly OK for her to have done this.”

It’s certainly hard to imagine anyone who plans to end their afternoon by going out in a blaze of sociopathic glory stopping to say, “Dang, this is a death penalty offense? Well, never mind, then.”

Oh, dear lord and sweet baby jeebus. Queen Latifah is 5'10, weighs around 180, and wears a size 16-18. There is no world where this does not qualify as plus size. 

This is very possibly the most ridiculous thing in the world to be worried about, unless you think it’s actually possible for the entire internet to go up in a poof of smoke. There’s literally dozens if not hundreds of ways to share documents like a voter registration roster.

Shoot, we don’t need a new description - TV still has one that works perfectly well.

“Is there widespread and worldwide Christian unanimity on what true Christians do, how they behave?”

Jeezus, all those fucking Scots in the Carolinas. That’s why I have roughly 497 cousins named Duncan, Angus, Neil, or Hugh.

Meh, details.

And to be very blunt, unless those officers have been on restricted duty all this time (which to be fair, is a possibility in a department as big as Sacramento), this investigation was for all practical purposes completed months ago. It would be insane to hand someone a gun and put them back out on the street if there…

“I don’t understand how it’s allowed that the investigation is not handled by a third party, the FBI for instance.”

You haven’t spent much time down south, have you? Nicknames like Bubba are almost completely disconnected from any sort of meaning, just like no one considers the meaning of Tom or Ralph.

And unless the bomb maker decides to talk, we’ll never know - and even then, it’s a bit iffy. I mean, even if he says “I only wanted to scare them,” it’s still more than a little bit possible that he’s only making such a claim in an effort to minimize his culpability. 

Which sounds nifty keen and all, except for the minor detail that no crime has been committed. Despite what Mango Mussolini keeps telling you, it’s legal to seek asylum in the United States, no matter how you get here.

Children are placed with grandparents and other relatives every day of the damn week, especially when the custodial parent has actually given permission for the arrangement. The idea that for some reason this is impossible now is basically just silly. 

“’I’m not sure why the grandmother is in Atlanta is she entered illegally, so releasing her to someone possibly still being processed may not be an option.”

Except, funny thing - if the grandmother hadn’t been able to prove her own identity, she wouldn’t have been released in the first place. Or I suppose we could ask the child’s mother, who we know perfectly well how to contact, but gosh, what fun would that be?

Blissful?

Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ. These caravans have been coming several times a year for decades now, and we have yet to have any sort of migrant army storming the border. Why the hell are people so damn determined that it’s gonna happen now?

You still seem confused. Someone that requests asylum is, in fact, an asylum seeker, whether or not their request is granted. 

I really don’t know why some people find this so hard to understand, but let’s try yet again.