Except this isn’t really a nice juicy role. It’s a character with a short shelf life that might not be of interest to any of the series regulars, even if there was someone who looks like a reasonable option for the part.

Don’t forget to tip your servers.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I was once amazed by a co-worker who informed us that there was absolutely nothing she could get from a man that couldn’t be replaced by a good adult bookstore.

Don’t speak too quickly. I mean, this story is just breaking. Heaven only knows what they might find next. 

Hey, Kansas needs him a whole lot more than California.

Basically, Texas considers themselves part of the South, but none of the rest of the South does. 

Well, since you’re so into facts, I’m sure you’d like to take notice of the fact that “the curtains weren’t ordered until the Trump regime took power” pretty specifically means that they weren’t purchased by the Obama administration.

It can’t be rolled over to the next year, but no, you are NOT required to spend it. 

“Obama was just a way nicer guy than Trump, but no way was there more due diligence as far as spending. did you see the deficits?”

It boggles my mind every time I see someone talking about her work schedule as though that actually makes a difference. So what if she just finished a long shift? Is it even the tiniest bit reasonable to think that in the few minutes to get home, she went from alert and aware to being unable to even recognize her own…

It’s not Planned Parenthood that endlessly repeats the 3% figure; in fact, volunteers are very much encouraged to talk about any of a dozen or so other reasons for support PP. 

Um, no. Damn few cops take marked units home. It’s seldom required, and it’s almost never something that a patrol officer is just ‘allowed’ to do. Generally the only officers allowed to take home vehicles are officers that are on call, or that are assigned to specialized units where they wouldn’t be sharing a vehicle…

Once again, somehow a gun just magically drew itself and fired. 

Since I don’t have a timeline handy, I’m not going to try to defend anyone here, but it’s fair to point out that in any sort of medical emergency you’re supposed to call for assistance before rendering aid. You can’t stop CPR or rescue breathing or applying pressure to a wound to call for help later, but if medical…

If she was still in uniform, it doesn’t really matter whether she was on the clock, she was still effectively on duty - trust me, no one who thinks they need a cop asks someone in uniform if they’re on duty before they dive in. They generally don’t even bother to find out if the someone in uniform is actually a cop…

Sooner or later we’re going to find out that she had been doinking the neighbor until very recently, when he either broke it off or she found out that he was seeing someone else. 

And when your key doesn’t work, you do what? Just start shooting? 

Someone should tell Annie Oakley that her new story isn’t any better than her first one. 

No. Just, no. I’ve lived in easily a dozen of those cookie-cutter apartments in my life, yet somehow never managed to get so confused that not only did I not recognize that absolutely nothing in the apartment I had walked into was mine, I never even managed to walk in the wrong fucking door in the first place.

We can…

Liddy is a truly impressive type of bat-shit crazy. When you get down to it, Limbaugh is a gasbag who couldn’t care less about the ideology. He simply latched on to a group that he could squeeze for a buck. Liddy, on the other hand, is a true believer.