Come now - they didn’t just spend lots of money trying to get more people to drink Diet Coke. They also renamed and reformulated Coke Zero to make it shittier.

Oh, please. If the sun doesn’t turn to follow him, what’s the point?

And didn’t own in the first damn place, because we’d already sold the mineral rights to a Canadian company.

That makes perfect sense. Not only is the phrase “Super Bowl” trademarked, but the NFL is absolutely fanatical about defending that trademark against even the tiniest transgression. And they have far more than enough money to grind Breitbart into dust.

I’m never gonna be able to look at a mall Santa in quite the same way again.

As a friend of mine has often said, “Give ‘em books and give ‘em books, and they just chew on the covers.”

“I think if you put footage of police brutality on tv now, you might have a top rated prime time show.”

My personal favorite at the moment is the claim that Carter Page obviously wasn’t important because he didn’t have a “Trump for President” email address.

Um, no. That’s not how it works. If you go to court and say that Witness X lied, you have to be able to prove that they knowingly and deliberately made a false statement.

Although a bit insulting to both Herman and Bean.

I can’t help but believe that Mueller goes home every night thinking, “Gawddamn, these people are fucking morons.”

Really? You can’t figure this one out?

You’re conflating a number of unrelated legal concepts as well as making factual misstatements.

I suspect it’s actually much more mundane - she’s only going to be outside for a minute or so and doesn’t want the hassle of getting in and out of a coat while seated in nice climate-controlled car, especially since it’s going to wrinkle your clothes.

Just because she didn’t have money then doesn’t mean she doesn’t have money now.

Also worth noting that HRC married the cute single guy she dated in college, not a middle-aged man with a long history of adultery.

Of course you can. All you have to do is have your attorney draw up a pre-nup that doesn’t have a clause voiding it if you commit adultery.

No, for all of JFK’s and WJC’s faults, Trump does not look like a saint in comparison. And neither Jackie or HRC were the third wife of a middle-aged man with a ridiculously long history of bed-hopping and adultery - a third wife that was dating him while he was still married to wife #2.

The contract doesn’t require the marriage, it simply lays out what happens *after* the marriage.

“she may have been convinced he was her only way to a secure life in a western world she was clueless about.”