Well, we could start with the fact that correlation and causation are two entirely separate things, and that fact that 72% of black children grown up in single parent homes doesn’t prove that there’s a child rearing problem in the community.

Well, I know *that* response will certainly changed the hearts and minds of every atheist that reads it.

Give her time.

[scurries over to back door to double-check lock]

I’m of the opinion that it’s a sort of rich people humble brag thing. It would be rude to tell you how rich they are, but they don’t mind letting you see that they’re rich enough that they’re above minor considerations like practical clothing.

I hope I can say this in such a way that it gets read all the way through before anyone takes to eviscerating me, but I suppose all I can do is give it a whirl. While I absolutely understand your sentiment, your comment that “she certainly had the energy to call for sisterhood” makes me feel as though there may be a…

Even if I paying a fixed fee, I’d want to be able to have the project audited if it suited me. It might be nice to know just how much I was overcharged when I was looking at the next bid on that letterhead.

As awful as it sounds, I find myself kinda hoping that *someone* at PREPA is a kickback out of it. If not, they’re just hopelessly incompetent and some weaselly friend of Zinke is reaping all the benefits.

I’m not sure whether PREPA is horribly corrupt, horribly incompetent, or some horrible combination of the two, but I wouldn’t suggest asking them to balance your checkbook.

You are a warped, warped individual.

It’s a mystery.

Oh, sweet Christ, I must be more warped than I thought. My automatic assumption was that he was suggesting that someone should send the twins free tickets for a flight on Malaysia Airlines.

Freight Train Rabbit Killer. You will either be wafted up to heaven on the gossamer wings of angels or dragged screaming into Dante’s 10th circle. There doesn’t appear to be any reaction in between.

Maybe Uber could start offering a new service.

I don’t know if it’s SOP these days, but my dentist now prescribes a nice big dose of Ambien for dental-phobic types before they come in for work. While I cannot confirm it, my niece says I *really* enjoyed having my tooth pulled. Once she prevented me from face-planting in the parking lot while she was trying to get…

Well, everybody needs a hobby.

The last time my social media business group asked if anyone had ideas for future speakers, I suggested any Macedonian running a Facebook page. They were not amused.

Apparently the Chinese have vastly improved their fire-retardent materials since their last round of “oops, how’d that happen?” children’s pajamas.

Borderline?

It says Portland, which would put it within the 100 mile zone, but it’s not accurate to say that the Constitution doesn’t apply to CBP in that zone, and it’s definitely not settled law. (For that matter, the magic 100 mile part isn’t settled law, either - it’s just a number that CBP picked out of a hat for itself.)…