It’s the audio equivalent of a click-bait headline. They might as well say, “He caught that pass and you won’t believe what happened next” and make you click buttons on your remote 14 times before it’ll go away.

Works for me, because if Obama’s an Xer, so am I, and I really, really despise the idea of being considered a Boomer.

Not to suggest that “Gilligan’s Island” was secretly a profound allegory on mid-century American culture, but that line-up wasn’t entirely accidental, either.

Is it harassment if I say I love you for your mind?

Jesus H Christ on a cracker, you’re literally describing my entire career. And it’s pretty horrifying to read it laid out so plainly.

I once had a total stranger contact me on line with “I don’t normally fck fat chicks but I’d make an exception for you.” Jackass sent that same line about once an hour for, oh, three days or so.

I’d really, really rather not.

IRAs can’t be matched by employer contributions. This doesn’t just hurt the employees, it gives the employer another nice little chunk of cash in their own bank account.

Chevy Chase didn’t use the line at all. It’s a Dan Akroyd line. And no, he didn’t even remotely say it with a calm, polite, straight face.

Who is it, exactly, that’s stomping around toting Confederate flags?

I think it’s because there’s a relatively small percentage of people that have spent much if any time actually working on the inside of the political apparatus, and even fewer that have actually spend any time in the military. All they know are movies and TV.

Just as long as they don’t ban me by accident. I’m not sure how I get out of the greys...

I dunno, but there’s something impressive about the way that these trolls have to ability to tell just by looking at a screen name that it’s not a veteran. Personally, I’ve never developed that particular talent.

They’ll be lucky if Granny and Gramps aren’t shooting up, too.

For some reason, I’m pretty much willing to bet money that whatever steps they come up with for “fixing” it will mostly involve more steps that make life more difficult for the pain patients that actually *do* need the medication but will do nothing to interfere with the flood of pills making Big Pharma rich.

Even if you don’t get bombed, there’s something satisfying about knowing that you can.

I’d almost bet money that he’d inform you that wine isn’t like, you know, alcohol or something. Like beer drinkers that insist they can’t be alcoholics because they only drink beer.

Sure, they will - but back when this was taken, I don’t remember him bragging about how pure he is. If he’d actually been drinking juice (and that red wine photo doesn’t appear to be grape juice - wrong color) at this point, one of those helpful waiters would have sold that story somewhere. Cause you know he’s too…

I don’t think Is This Hell is minimizing anything, and certainly no one is OK with the idea of an assault victim being mocked, whether it’s a man or a woman. But jackasses on the radio notwithstanding, it’s not unreasonable to acknowledge that in the scenario described, if it gets physical, the offender is far more…

Exactly, and this is definitely an area where more education could come in handy, especially in the Bible Belt and other assorted red strongholds. They get nothing but abstinence-only nonsense in school. The idea that their parents are going to sit down and have a free-ranging, informative talk with them is somewhere…