Where I live in NJ is sandwiched between two of THE wealthiest towns in the area. People actually wear FUR to go grocery shopping. Young, old, whatever. Shouting their liverwurst orders to the deli person while wearing fur. This is apparently the thing to do here.

I swear this looks just like a friend of mine who is at the hipster-coked-up-Coachella-fest right now. He's been busy posting FB status updates from under the sun, under VIP tents, wearing ironic glasses, sipping trendy beverages by sponsored companies ALL WEEKEND. I finally hid him. Ain't no one got time for that.

Oh but I guess I could email it to you if you send me your addy!

Oh, I have no idea where I got it! I usually download the free wallpaper apps, go through them for good stuff, and then delete them. Sorry! :(

Jumpcut is THE BEST.

Huh. You mean they get asked all the time if/when they want kids? Just like my partner and I? How cool that we have something in common with them, even though we couldn't possibly be as adorable as they are.

I think you live in my building. Actually, I think we have the same neighbors. Or you're actually in my head?

Am I the only one who can't stand Adele's voice?

Am I the only one who had to google "jorts"??

A-freakin'-men! You couldn't pay me enough!!

My lockscreen-

My jailbroken (obviously) iPhone's homescreen. I like the simplicity of no widgets on the homescreen, just icons— I have notifications and weather widgets on the lockscreen instead (via LockInfo and NCSettings).

Not if your iPhone is jailbroken! :)

Hated Friends. They're all SO annoying, and I couldn't get past the non-reality of their lives— that apartment in NYC? They barely work? Give me a break!

What a great example of cultural appropriation! Send it to HanziSmatter for translation—

I don't get the appeal of using splintery, dirty pallets to build stuff. And unless you sand the wood like crazy everything made with pallets (i.e. crap on Pinterest), looks like crap.

that's where I'm coming from, bluezen! equality AND seeing some awesomely sexy athletic women!

Could we have some athletic women's bodies to admire in this feature?