"I'm very old." ftfy

I was not aware that was what we were calling it now.

Disappointing.

The most distasteful part of this dreadful show is it that it has given you a negative, even dismissive opinion of me.

Sharpened and at the ready, my dear.

I don't see the need for the non-classical spelling, but thank you nonetheless.

Yes, I've only been a couple of times but I loved me there too.

If you would like to volunteer another who could portray me admirably, I would welcome the suggestion. I cannnot pretend to be particularly attached to this hellhole of a show.

The… the writers on the show? Do you not realize that what you're watching is pure fiction, even if based in fact?

Get them to write better material for me and I won't phone it in. It's not like they don't have a wealth of interesting source material to work with. As I say again and again, their biggest mistake was making Ryan Hardy the "hero" when the man's an even greater menace to society than I am. I'm simply trying to rid the…

Shall I ever receive a respite from you? I think we could be friends if you would just let down your guard.

Thank you?

That wasn't a knife…

… Um. No. Not at all. What gave you that idea? No intention of stabbing for this professor.

Look, it's a long-term plan, all right? Bugger it all, it's coming to fruition, it's just taking, well, longer than I expected. To be perfectly honest, the people I am working with, it's like herding sheep or something. Not the brightest bunch.

I would like to see you write your magnum opus while also orchestrating the machinations of the most intricate serial-killing cult this side of, I don't know. Charlie's group.

I will have you know that this assessment stabs me in my heart.

Masturbatorily?

I beg your unbelievable pardon?

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!