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Prof Roy Hinkley
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Not sure how the baseball code works nowadays... Does Dixon get plunked this week because he shouldn’t have “shown up” Ramirez with a curve when the Reds were losing? 

You’d think, by the tenth straight curve, one of baseball’s great mashers would’ve been all over that sucker, but there you would be wrong. no way Jose.

MLB should have a rule that lets the batter stop at second, even  if they accidentally hit it out of the park.

David Bote hit a grand slam last night and no one managed to get on after him. Send his ass back to AAA.

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

Wait, wait wait, you’re telling me a CEO spent an actual goddamned night in jail? Shit, man, I’m at work. What the fuck am I supposed to do about this erection right now?

I have to admit that I am pleasantly surprised to see a CEO that’s actually qualified to be in charge of their particular company.

Police first suspected something was amiss when France made a right turn.

Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat. 

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

He said, ‘I will defend Jimmy until I have to put my hand on a Bible and be asked to tell the truth, then Jimmy will be on his own,’”

that’ll make for an awkward Chik-Fil-A Peach Bowl press conference

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

A lot of people have weird hangups about food. Cut the man some slacks.

Oooh, they’re going to need some Icy-Hot for that burn! I’ll rub it in for them.

Hey Chris,

Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

Of all the hills to die on...Papa John’s?  Really?

One response will probably be “any time other than during the national anthem.” And someone will respond with “It’s not about the national anthem.” And the first guy will say “then don’t do it during the national anthem.” And the second guy will say “Well when is a good time?” And this will go on and on until we are