Man, Rod Rosenstein had time to pull the strings to get this lawsuit filed yesterday, all the while indicting multiple Russian assets?

The deep state is efficient!

True story. I don’t think Papa John reads Deadspin, so I’ll share.

“I grew up in a place where inexcusable and violent racism was the norm. Why can’t I use that as an excuse for my inexcusable racism?” - A larger swath of the South than just one loud-mouthed, employee-hating, Fox-guzzling, Manning-stroking pizza slinger.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

(I actually used the word), that I would never use that word,

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

Papa John’s has evicted Papa John.

Sorry Papa John, any take-backs must be made within 30 minutes of the original apology.

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force. 

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

NASCAR sounds like a perfect spot for him to land his next sponsorship

Louisville now joins the ranks of things in Kentucky that don’t have a Papa.

I think I’m sourcing this correctly

“I have no evidence and nobody has any evidence that John Schnatter is a racist,” the former Louisville trustee Bill Stone told the Louisville Courier-Journal.

“I think we have got to measure people by the sum total of their life, not a remark.”

That’s why they call it a Croatian Fire Drill

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

That was criminal-action-comedy movie role played to perfection

Not sure why but all that gif makes me want to do is watch Cypress Hill’s ‘Insane in the Membrane’ video.