The pitcher was in the wrong - that pitch was a minor league batting practice pitch. Belt high, no-movement, straight lukewarm fastball, perfectly down the middle. That was terrible.

They’re not wrong.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I loved Airwolf as a kid, then I saw it again on Netflix as an adult. It has many flaws, but I don’t care. The show has the chopper which is still cool, and it has Ernest Borgnine: it doesn’t need to prove itself beyond that.

This is like...the coolest scene in any TV show, ever.

well carrying through with the logic, then there’s also an excellent chance that on one of the earths, everyone is infinitely more reasonable and they never invented formal work attire. We have got to be the only earth out there dumb enough to get as uncomfortable as possible for the majority of our lives.

Idiot! Any athlete worth his salt knows the earth is flat!

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

That SNL skit probably hit too close to home. “I ain’t no damn roomba.”

You really think a player who intentionally spits on other players should get to do it *three* times before getting suspended?

+1 special underwear

He just hit MY phone!

Always pegged Whiny-ass Joffrey for a Kings fan...

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

I love that the guy has a ninety second discussion with security about what he did, as if it couldn’t have been solved by “Don’t be a dumbass again. Oh, you’re being a dumbass again? BYE BYE.”

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Mockin’ white supremacy, takin’ my time
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you rip the sign?

So he’s ripping the sign because he’s OK with a fascist America?