You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Being stuck with two recruiting coaches for three hours in such a tragic moment

9/11 happened during either the first or second week of my junior year at NYU. that morning, I had an interview scheduled for an internship at a PR agency. The first plane hit while I was in the shower. As soon as I stepped out or the bathroom, one of my suite mates came out of his room and said the WTC was on fire.…

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

You must not be from the south

Longing for the good old days when fat, old white dudes dominated the Olympics.

Suddenly feeling the urge to find a Freddy Mercury impersonator and send him to John Moody’s house to sing Another One Bites The Dust in the form of a singing telegram…

I assume this video is his application to Duke.

Typical terrible RichRod advice. Everyone knows it’s so much easier to control her if you don’t educate her.

When I asked my wife to marry me I said, “will you be one of my most important assets?” Who could resist such romance?

That University of West Virginia education!

Obama. The answer is always Obama.

Time zones are a lie perpetuated by the illuminati. Wake up sheeple!

RIP Geno

...he only said “we’ve moved on” and quoted Forrest Gump when asked about his statements....