She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Speed skating isn’t a sport where perfect symmetry pays off, and this is especially true for the short track. You need quick, violent bursts and if you have an anatomical advantage [like a longer power leg] you will coast past 99% of the competition that most people give a shit about and I’m just happy as hell that I…

Yeah.... that’s how athletics works, you fucking moron. EVERY elite athlete has a biological/physiological advantage. Shaq was fucking huge, does that discredit his success? Wilt towered over everybody. Most elite QB’s have huge hands. Basketball players are tall and can jump high and run fast. They are fucking…

And Phelps’ elongated torso makes him a freak in the water, welcome to elite athleticism.

You again? You were running your trap and getting on your “true fan” soap box on the other speedskating article that was posted today. Get over yourself. Nothing is worse for a sport that fans that don’t want to welcome new people because the “true fans” have been there all along and need to continue stroking their…

Not sure of his point, but in 1998 Dirk spent a lot of time explaining to everyone he knew that Tommy Lee did not deserve to sleep with women; he was just using a weird biological anomaly to his advantage.

She’s not actually good at speed skating; she just has a long leg.

I think it must be “hey everyone, I know something!”

Is he also a Pats fan? Do we have the trifecta of asshole behavior here?

“I’d call Pollard a cop, but it’d be more of statement than insult seeing as he was one for 23 years before he became a full-time ref.”

Shot:

There, there, Tom.

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

Should someone mention to her that at no point in her professional career was her profession the reason she had a career?

God damn that picture is a murderer’s row of awful. Also possibly a murderer’s row.

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

Release whatever you got, Britt. We’d all love to see it.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.