Considering how Trump thinks he’s King of America™, yeah that is okay to say at this point. Shit ain’t what it was anymore, clearly. 

At least he used one comma and ended it with a question mark. Give the guy some credit, man.

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Go fuck yourself.

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

It’s almost like Gronk anticipated contact from one of the other players and thought he’d be able to play it off like he was pushed. Then they held up and now Gronk is just out there plain as day being a complete fucking asshole.

Peter King is a brown-nosing jock-sniffing embarrassment who needs to get his fat head back up Roger Goodell’s ass where it belongs.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

Roy Moore almost rushed the field, but saw bush and decided against it.

I think I speak for many when I say - who the fuck is Jack Michaels.

Auburn field management staff be like

No biggie. That’s like, what, a couple 5 star recruits and change?

comes out of the hedge fund

Coming to an SEC stadium near you.

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.

it does really make you think...

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

I think it’s about 99.9% this guy is Manziel 2.0.

Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.