The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

He has to fire up the racist base. It’s all he has left.

Eric back there trying to remember the last time he fed the woman he’s got chained up in a shipping container out by the port.

This should have been reported three days ago. Some Trump tweets are out of left field, others are the most predictable words ever written.

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.

I think he’ll take care of that all on his own before either of those two “teams” get their hooks in him.

Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

majoring in criminal justice

Hard to stomp someone effectively whilst wearing flip flops.

A pair of helpful Miami fans eventually disentangled the fight.

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

“Creighton takes sexual assault very seriously.”

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

I think it’s more that the dude took it from the woman that caught it and then threw back the ball that he didn’t catch. He got to be billy badass with a ball somebody else caught for him.

Unfortunately this guy is basically a mascot for our country at this point.

I thought he was doing that because the lady stole a home run ball from a kid. Nope, just a fucking asshole.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.