My sister was over for dinner yesterday, and I made everyone in the room (her, her fiance and mine also) drop what they were doing as I screamed in incoherent joy at seeing Penn State lose.

But they lost. Can’t root for this team, ever. Jay Paterno is on the board.

“Even though my political donations are to hate groups and Donald Trump, please don’t mistake my hateful words as being driven by hate.”

It’s already tainted due to Gurriel for being a ignorant bigot.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.

Of course he’s not going to appeal. He’s going to miss the most meaningless 3% of next season, rather than a single out of the World Series. Good to see Bud Selig left the spine extractor in the office when he left the job.

“I am told that I no longer recall the incident in question.”

Dude is so elusive, he could be a lawyer for Joe Paterno.

At this rate his 6th or 7th apology is going to be fairly workable.

I’m surprised that McNair’s fortune is from real estate, power, and finance. The way he’s going with these “apologies,” I would have sworn he was in the hand tool or excavation businesses.

So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”

So in Cuba, doing slant-eyes means “I respect you and your culture, good battle” rather than “LOL look at this Asian dude?” OK.

The best I’ve seen so far (by a self-defined Astros fan*) is that he had just put in eye drops. No explanation for “chinito,” however.

Doing slant eyes is pretty universally shitty and racist, bud.

They’ll be “looking into it” and just happen to come up with findings a week after the series ends

Yea, I am really interested in what MLB will do. FOX is completely ignoring it. I’m kinda surprised because you would think they’d jump at the chance to skewer the guy to make it look “fair and balanced.”

If this were the regular season he’d be suspended, no question. Have a feeling MLB will avoid doing so in the World Series.

I’m sure attempts to defend this behavior will be reasonable and rational and not at all ridiculous.

Great. Nothing like a bunch of anarchists arguing against governments on something governments created.