I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes

I just like this one

Provided they never come back, I couldn’t care less.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

I think he would have been chirping regardless of the bat flip.

Racism, mostly.

You can’t possibly be serious.

it’s generally a bad thing to commit violence when you don’t get what you want.

Youre blocking my driveway, so let me destroy the tires, so you cant move from blocking my drive way. Makes sense...

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

We don’t need a frontrunner at this point. At this point in 2005, who the fuck thought Obama would be the nominee 3 years later?

Putting forward someone who has a platform of something other than “I’m not Trump”.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

There’s a decent Chance Bernie might be dead by 2020 and Jill Stein is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. The (D)‘s have no front runner or even a first loser to put on offer.

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

I thought tossing one off at the river was fairly common in Pittsburgh.

Meh, he threw it the wrong way.

I’m required to call my employer to remind them to send me my paycheck every two weeks, too.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.