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h/t Granddad

‘Man cursed to keep his haircut in 6th grade for life’

I’m sure he, like many others, thinks that Trump’s election in November meant everyone agrees with him and that this is legal now. I see where he’s coming from - it took a while for me to get over the shock that so many people voted for him, and then took me a while to shake the feeling that everyone around me is a…

It’s funny he uses that exact phrase; that’s Republican Double-Speak 101. He should run for Kentucky state senate.

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

Gee I just can’t figure out why skaters don’t like cops. Maybe they should try doing their fucking jobs and protecting people rather than antagonizing and escalating. It’s amazing how bad so many of these idiots are at their job

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I’m a proud Montclair native today. The Communists will surely be abuzz about this one in the bread line (at Whole Foods).

Does he regularly have to deal with Paterno defenders? Because I could see how that could become intolerable quickly.

That or institutional indifference to child rape.

Had to scroll back and take another look. Not sure I’m glad I did.

Pretty excited to never unsee that.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Big Cousin is always watching.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Please tell me this is the start of the“Unwritten rules of Lacrosse”

Might I interject what should be obvious? No 5-year-old is going to give a hoot in hell about how clever the cake is and how difficult it was to create. You are just a bunch of over-wrought grownups trying to show off to each other, and if you really gave a hoot-in-hell about the children, the cake would be chocolate…

Just a warning. Takei shared this on Facebook. Your comment board might start to look like Facebook threw up on it.