Yuck I’m so sorry! Hope you have excellent doctors from here on out.

Oh god. I’m sorry. Ugh. Barf.

Doctors’ offices should be like gas stations - one giant red NOPE button on the wall, if anybody feels uncomfortable and hits it everything stops for a safety check and the doctors get sprayed with toxic foam.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

I don’t understand why USC had chaperones who have been reporting this pervert’s suspect behavior for YEARS if they don’t listen to them. It sounds like it’s just a gift to any creep who may be an exhibitionist.

Yeah so I saw this guy once in undergrad. He made the exact comment about “tightness” to me and acted like my vagina suctioned his fingers. Shudder.

One of the more disturbing things about this is that there were female chaperones in the room with this guy. It seems that some of them reported him, but not all. And even those that did report him- after nothing changed they just shrugged and kept going along? Like, what? How did they not say something more, go to…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I should have waited for my lunch to settle.

You did it wrong. You’re supposed to just put the chicken on the top rack and throw the spices in the soap drawer. The wash cycle will infuse the chicken with the spices and cook it for you.

I immediately decided I had to try it

I am curious about what would happen in a dishwasher you don’t copulate with.

Please remember to put “NSFW” in the headline, thanks.

Obviously. The first two accounts were so textbook anyone reading them could see he didn’t suddenly start doing this sort of thing when he turned sixty.

Ugghhhhh I hate that Rachel Maddow signed that letter soooo muchhhhhh

Oh good, NBC executives are rushing around again forcing women who weren’t born yet or never worked with Brokaw to sign a petition. Fuck.that.noise.

Lawyer: “Did he know when he gave you those prescriptions that you had no intention of taking them?”

Bourgeois scum. Every single one of these people should be held criminally liable for what they have done. But of course they won’t be, whereas you and I can be charged with multiple felonies for just going about our business.

Doctors handing out prescription drugs to people just because they asked. And idiots like Trump are baffled at why there’s a drug problem. I hope that doctor is in jail or has been banned from practice for doing something so illegal.