“I got f-d up and slept with Mr. Cosby.”

The irony of these arguments saying that these women are doing this for fame and fortune is that Kathleen Bliss is the one getting rich and well-known off her famous client. She’s making a lot of money off Cosby and, with an increase in her rate afterwards from the notoriety, she’ll make a whole lot more from the…

Heidi Thomas was just a woman with a bizarre story finally getting her shot at fame. “She wanted to be a star,” Bliss said, “and she’s living the dream now.”

The Richard Gere, 68, “wanting to start a family,” if true, makes me mad-sad.

You should stop being friends with those people. You’re spending $100 on moisturizer and they’re cheaping out on the wine? No.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

...I’m picturing this now. The baby will have a smudge of orange marmalade on its forehead.

I’m British and while I think the whole Monarchy thing is totally outdated, I’m quite fond of the younger generation - and they bring in tourism revenue. That said, this is ridiculous. Even when Kate gives birth she’s not going to stand on a balcony and hold it up like baby Simba.

That’s the best role to have in a royal family. All the privilege, almost no obligations.

Elizabeth, Charles, William, George, Charlotte. Not bad. All the little tyke needs to do is cut the brake lines on the Royal minivan and it’s scepters and ermine 4 lyfe!

I’ll take George and Charlotte over Stormi, True, Reign and all those other stupid names.

Diana as always you’re doing great work with this. I appreciate your reporting. Another great article.

The best lawyers can get their criminal client convicted while making it appear they are putting on the best case for them. Not only are they paid very well, they have the satisfaction of watching them go to prison. This is not something a prosecutor ever gets to combine; they are typically not paid nearly as much.

Maybe Vince Staples will be R. Kelly’s Hannibal Buress?

During my law degree, my favourite subject was evidence law - we did this really good class, based I think on an American professor’s technic, where someone random runs into the classroom, snatches a laptop, and runs out, and every student is asked to write down what he looked like. Then they’re all compared, and the…

Arrest him already! He’s a menace to society!

Bliss: “You and your husband raised them to be good girls.”

Well, at least Kelly doesn’t have to get on the phone and call everyone he has infected. He can just stroll over to their huts and tell them in person. Gives him more of a chance to emphasize to them how honored they should feel...

I’m a criminologist, my literal job is studying the justice system, and I still can’t believe how fucking cruel and messed up it is. The adversarial system, the shit we let lawyers do, the completely invalid assumptions they operate on (eg that small discrepancies are suspicious instead of completely normal)... Fuck.

Is it just me, or does starting a sex cult seem like a lot of work?