I would consider this less a conspiracy theory and more a logical train of thought given this administration. 

And workers are going to be the one to suffer this, it’s not like people are getting paid when these factories, theme parks, schools close down. Exec’s will continue to bank their pay via work from home or paid leave, and will continue to have a job if the company decides to layoff it’s production workforce. 

They are all probably packaged by weight. 

Are grocery lines getting so long that they’re holding mankind back from happiness?

So instead, I’ll recommend the beautiful 2005 Chevy Blazer ZR2 shown above. It’s for sale on Facebook Marketplace right there in Asheville for $6,200,

What new technology? It’s a battery pack on wheels that everyone is making now. 

But isn’t that the exact problem that they’re facing? If I want upmarket from Ford, shouldn’t I be buying Lincoln? 

I mean, that’s fine, but you can buy a brand new loaded Edge for that price, or a well equipped Explorer, or a fully loaded Escape (which looks close to the same size) for like 15k less than it. Not mention if I wanted a Mustang you can buy a GT for less than that as well. 

I’ve only tepidly looked at the Mach-E so color me surprised to see that it starts at $45k, who is this car supposed to be for? Tesla is supposed to be an upmarket maker compared to Ford, why is Ford trying to compete in the Model Y price point? 

I pretty much learned to drive in a green GMC Caballero with a 350 swap thank you very much. 

maybe t-rexs are the solution to our 30-50 feral hog problem

Just drive slowly and maintain your tires. There aren’t any tricks that any normal person is going to pull off while driving in the snow. Also, the stop watch test in this is just dumb.

taking one less transatlantic flight a year is twice as impactful

This is stupid. 

And it’s almost a certainty that if the national guard didn’t shoot these things, hunters would shoot and poach them. 

But he hasn’t? The Rupaul episode he’s still breaking, still doesn’t know the lines, still reading cards. He’s still bad at live sketch comedy. 

Yeah, this isn’t his first year, and he’s not any appreciably better today than he was when he first started out, not to mention, he’s not exactly a guys whose overall look blends in and can play anything. When you make yourself a one note joke, you’re going to be a one note joke. 

Did someone drive this thing into the fucking sea? 

One of the most infuriating things about making an effort to shop local is local spots being unwilling to be open at times when most people have free, like mid-day Saturday. 

I know I’m late on this, but I beat the game this weekend and never felt like I got parry timing right, especially after I learned the LB+X skill that I ended up using when I was trying to parry/attack.