I’d imagine that it has something to do with Ring doing the things that people buy them for? 

He’s a big fan of the Eminem Superbowl commercial. 

Including Rivian in the list is patently unfair because they haven’t teased a car for a decade that was completely unreasonable to begin with. 

lol

Guys. GUYS. Does Baby Yoda wear diapers?

I know, but you’d think that fleshing out character backstories/lineage would be something you’d want them to do. 

But why? Warlock is the most interesting/useful when paired opposite Thanos, and they kind of missed that boat already. 

They can’t help themselves, if he’s on Tattoine, there’s going to be Young Luke. 

Who would have known getting old in the 24th century would be so fucking hard on you. 

What’s crazy is they have a story group to already do this

They never going to do that in a heros journey film

Broom boy being forced sensitive didn't have any impact on the film either

Except for finn

Something inside me has always been there... but now it’s awake, and I’m afraid. I don’t know what it is, or what to do with it, and I need help.

good gravy am I tired of hearing about broom boy

I’m just glad my explitive will live on in the annals of Jalopnik history

Well lets see, it’s a 30 year old Chrysler Van that’s been a piece of shit for 25 years. Uh, maybe let it rot. 

I’ve never heard of Robert Silverberg before, but it sure looks like he got there first. 

They don’t even have to dig deep to do crazy comic book stuff! Imagine Onslaught as the next big MCU big bad!

Of all the things Fox could have done with the X-Men, the fact that they never did Madripoor is almost criminal.