He’s going to declare a national emergency, have it go to the courts, get rejected, and then throw his hands up and fold.

*boner alert*

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It’s Stephen Miller, I would almost guarantee it, he’s just spitting out bullshit numbers for them to talk about and they are too stupid to realize he’s lying to them.

Not only the best moment, but The Prowler is scary as fuck!

We really need to shorten the election cycle while we’re at it. 2020 electioneering is taking place already and that makes me want to die.

Dude literally has no idea how to shoot a basketball, looks like he’s never taken any coaching on it, like ever. 

That move has a really weird tone to it, but is really good.

Yeah no shit, why the hell does it take 8 months to let her out, you know how much shit can go wrong in 8 months in prison?

Fucking exactly - I hate the orange dickshit in office as much as the next reasonable person but he isn’t exactly wrong about the media in this country. They take every story and instead of reporting it, just reporting it free of bias at all, and take it and twist it into an opinion piece immediately. 

pretty wild that Dwight Eisenhower would be considered an economic liberal by today’s standards.

Brendan Dassey?

Even the tip is his fault because there wasn’t any penetration so he didn’t kick the ball high enough to get it over fingers.

I dunno, I learned that if I’m holding any of those things together in that specific way JB weld is probably the way to go 

“Legos have all these deep parts that can be a growing field of bacteria and mold. You just don’t know where it comes from and what germs are on it all.”

The fact that it’s taken this long to figure out that’s the best freaking way to do it is amazing.

Imagine throwing money to mod a fucking Avalanche and thinking you’re cool.

People are already catapulting drugs over the sections of wall that do exist, who’s to say they won’t catapult a human over a wall, or you know, bring a fucking ladder.

If you want you can read the book series it’s based on to get what happens next.