Farts are up, and they're expected to peak in the 4th quarter.

Yea, I know it was an interview, but I don’t know why he would share this. Unless he thinks it makes him look awesome (which is what he’s always thinking).

This Cardboard Ferrari also runs and drives.

He got so much ass at Greendale!

This man got a bronze statue from his community college and that don’t happen if you ain’t one suave motherfucker, I can tell you that!

“Now, The Lord said: I Am The Light of The World. But he could have just as easily said: I Am King Sh*t of F*ck Mountain, why would you f*ck with me!?!?” - Bob Odenkirk

GET. VACCINATED. NOW.

I’m totally on board with the sentiments of this, but to use two photos, one of which he is smiling in, and to extrapolate his comparative mental states from them is a bit silly.

It’s amazing how old the people I went to high school with look like now. Thankfully there’s no way they think that about me!

I made a winning move by picking up a woman who is into gross aging men.

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

lol yeah fuck the homeless they’re all thieves

I may be completely missing your irony and stepping on a joke, and if I am I apologize in advance.

The “one-upped” Nirvana thing is entirely sensationalism there to enrage gen-x’rs and drive traffic and best not taken too seriously.

I don’t listen to Billie Eilish. Her music means the world to my stepdaughter, so I have some respect for anyone who makes her feel special & respected. She could be amazing but it’s not my call to make, & I’m not going to criticize anyone for their taste.

Also seems a bit weird to compare a depressive burnout who stumbled into superstardom with a hyper-connected child of immense privilege. Kurt was never interested in being relatable, Billie never *was* relatable in the first place.

Seems a bit silly to compare a 19 year old singing about how a venture they once enjoyed is lucrative but not fun and a 25 year old saying their teenage bullshit was bullshit but lucrative.

I hope this is just exhaustion and not something more serious.

Yeah exactly, this article is trying to have it both ways and it just comes off as incredibly hypocritical.

“Wow, politico are such jerks for making people at LOTO look like rubes. But, yeah, they’re rubes. Just don’t have to say it out loud, Politico. That’s rude.”