I will happily do seating charts once a year for 20 grand. Call me, HFPA.

Here is my thought on cartoons and representation

Good, he fixed the problem where Superman wasn’t wearing a melted on trash bag, thank fuck.  That was an issue.  And it’ll be long AND not funny?  What a breath of fresh air!

Ask for your money back

Yea it’s great but that kid, so fucking annoying. I got at least 4 Arnie movies ahead of T2. 

As you’d likely guess, it all boils down to his bad boy reputation.

As Tip once said “Record company people are shady.” “Your life, I mean your name on the contract” comes to mind, too.

That’s true, it’s one of the reasons I have a very low opinion of private schools.

Admins. Stop being fucking scared. It’s just hair. IT’S JUST HAIR. IT’S JUST HAIR.

Amen on the format. The game show boom of contests where people talk about things, themselves, their strategies, their uncertainty — wretched, pathetic bullshit. Answers! Questions! This, and perhaps 10 seconds of anecdote per contestant, is all that is needed.

It’s also a powerful explosive and top notch engine coolant..

Hey! I’m on a hiatus.

$100 says she is an Instagram influencer.

Kim Kardashian is a narc herself and this is a lot of publicity. That family has no qualms about exploiting Black people in general; they certainly will not hesitate to exploit a Black man’s psychotic break for ratings, either.

I demand to see the moon’s manager THIS INSTANT.

Could never get past the guy talking shit about Beck in that song.

There are some KIND OF IMPORTANT THINGS missing from the bit on the Verve. Like the huge, huge legal kick in the balls they got that probably had more to do with killing their momentum than anything else.