I saw Serial Mom with my parents in high school. Not sooo bad, right?
I was tripping on acid- makes it much more awkward...

From the thumbnail image on the main page, I mistakenly thought this movie was starring Ryan Gosling and John Goodman.
I want to see that movie…

Most everyone looked stupid at the Met Gala, largely due to this year’s theme of merging the artistic and the technological (or something like that- I’m not going to look it up).
I think they are trying to distance themselves from last year’s Orientalist themed clusterfuck.

I think it’s the lack of photoshopping- the flashes from the camera illuminate the inside of her mouth.
It is indeed pretty horrifying- someone should’ve been rocking the burn tool for sure- take that maw down a notch...

Rings is a hell of a track. I went to art school with Mr. Rock (he was just Ian back in those days). Nice guy.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I never outgrew the “dude” phase. In my defense, I grew up on a beach.
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.

Gahh- that picture says it all.
“Overbearing” in action!

Ugh- delusional asshole.
There’s no prison dark enough for this man.

The Cardigan's first three albums are impeccable!

Placebo's Pure Morning fits that bill.

I use a can of diced tomatoes, black and kidney beans (I’ve been using the dry beans instead of canned because they are soooo cheap), a couple of diced onions, a diced red pepper, a can of corn (rinsed)and a few chopped up chipotles. Seasoned with bay leaves, a shitload of cumin, cayenne pepper, and a touch of…

Yeah- the whole ‘cleanse’ thing has been debunked a million times. That said, I’ve been rocking the slow cooker all winter and have been eating the HELL outta some soups. Lost 15 pounds in a month eating beans and rice and vegetarian chili. Aw yeah!

Chris Elliot lives in Maine as well. We got all the good ones!

Haha- the very minorest of celebrities!

The online thing seems pretty great, though it’s never worked for me. Mainly due to the fact that it’s really hard for me to feel any chemistry with online interactions.
Plus, I’m in education, and if I were on a free site/app, my students would inevitably find my profile and things would get shitty awkward in a hurry.…

Bloated, red face= stoned?
That does not compute (unless you are using stoned in the archaic sense, meaning drunk).

It’s my favorite Halloween movie- the end scene is bizarrely perfect.

Haha- I came down to the comments to post this very thing!
Sleepaway Camp for sure!
...or Motel Hell.
(check that one out if you haven’t seen it- sooooo weird and so bad it’s good.)

That smells more like MS Paint to me- but yeah, obviously manipulated...