Not to mention her Asian half-sister Irene.

I thought it was going to be Ben, your dead uncle.

only one man can replace him

Rowan Atkinson

Make it happen BBC

He’s now prepared to stop a bad Honda with a gun.

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

You think you knew what funny was? What did you know?

Just the other say I saw a Calvin pissing sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back.

They make a shrimp ramen.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

“with flawed logic about things”

grasping at straws....

It appears that nearly all bars in the South do these two things, for instance, while anecdotal (though intensive) reporting suggests that no bar in the Northeast or Midwest does one thing, and rarely does the other.

Sunday, 11:30pm. Interior, a trendy New York bar with that exquisitely curated “dive” look. Dennis Young sips his local IPA. He jerks his head up with alarm.

The neighsayers are out in full force

Guess you haven’t seen the movie. Do keep up.

They’re boxy, but they’re good.

So what you're telling me is you're a catsup guy?