Still...could be worse... These are the before and after pictures of a 1980s Alfa Arna

My god, such deadly dull styling....  Like staring at a bowl of oatmeal where the bowl has a chrome lip to “distinguish” it.

“spinal cord destruction,”

But Kurt Cobain said they don’t have any feelings. Surely he wouldn’t have lied to us, would he?

Haha, shut up, you stupid fucking asshole.  Do you not see the problem?  (The problem is your failure to shut the fuck up)

yeah, she’s not disrespecting the country, the flag, or the white house, it’s you she has no respect for you cheeto faced carbuncle

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Gesundheit!

Not exceptional anymore? Bruh, the rumble of the engine could shake the doo-doos straight out your butt. Every time you rev the engine, you’ll crap your pants.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I live my life a quarterly report at a time, for those 15 minutes or less I’m free.

This is a Spoiler

“Sadly, I get the feeling a .45 would have been a more useful tool”

It's neither. It's a Costanza. 

Hey! Your helpful expertise is getting in the way of all the snark!

I give it one star, and Two Princes. 

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun