Option 3: Marry valedictorian, eat Doritos in a different Aston every year

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

According to the internet, Putin only weighs 180 lbs or so.

I have a Viper so a im a huge fanboy but i’ve also had a Porsche...........two completely different experiences.

Answers the old question “ Does a wild bear shit in the woods?”

Maybe “ought-to pilot” is a better description of its current state.

“my car is fast and my teeth are shiny"

Why would the BBC, a British channel, “translate” British English to American English on a British show? Are you that entitled?

Wreck me like a Huracan!

That’s because they just eat grass, like normal cows.

If your sandwich was really good, this wouldn’t be an issues. So clearly the fault lies with you for having a mediocre sandwich.

It’s ok Mike, buncha’ Nancy’s here gettn’ upset bout nothin’

Do you need to go to your safe space now sweetheart? If you did not want to see a moose getting hit by a car why would you click the article that states about a “horrific” moose accident?

Thanks for the heads up. I missed the shit the first time so I had to go back for a second watch.

Is it too much to ask that if I read more than ten of your words, you don’t write it as “10 of your words”?

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

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I’m a vet. as is my wife, dad, 2 brothers and sister. My son just joined the coast guard. I don’t get the ‘vet obsession either.

If we're going down that road then we should be engineering the engine block out of pure diamond.

When did it get good? I’m still waiting.