Arrested for spicy jokes. Congratulations, England! You are the first dystopian state on Earth!

I’m somewhat amused thinking on Alex’s major character arcs during these seasons.

I was so hoping this was about her hairdo.

No, it should be Courtney Stodden.

When you slow-walk a joke about domestic violence, doesn’t it then become a “Trent Richardson”?

LeBron is trying to rocket mortgage the team’s future in order to quicken their winning in the present.

Hi, I’m Dwight Howard. I have superstar numbers but every team I join gets worse and in a year everybody hates me. Here, smell my fart!

Chris Weinke is the Rams QBs coach? Holy shit that is horrible.

When I was young, members of the San Francisco air attack - like Tony Montana and Dave Clark - were people to emulate. This Calvin Kaepernick is no Mighty Joe Young and Brandon Marshall is no Jeremy Rice.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Hire her, then when she shows up for work, tell her the process was all ‘performance art’ and her getting the job was just a prank.

My eyes are down here!!!

SOUTH CAROLINA, WHAT’S UP.

I was about 10 years old and was in the hospital for a few days to have my tonsils and adenoids taken out. The nurse came and asked my dad to meet her in the hallway, which scared the shit out of me (thanks nurse)!

“But how, just how in the fucking world are my fellow Dems/progressives devolving into such rabid zealots. . .”

Wikipedia has no chill.

Why does your journalism degree from Columbia mean anything in defense of your argument? It is a 1 yr degree that costs 50 thousand dollars per year. There are plenty of people doing exactly what you do without it. It doesn't make you a better journalist or smarter than anyone else. It just means you went to class for…

Thank goodness the Goldust misunderstanding was sorted out. I can't even imagine what it would be like for him to know that he was the one responsible for his son's shattered dreams on Christmas morning.