Joe Sacko

Yes, the racist jokes are usually the spiciest. If you do not grasp how the act of Tweeting leading to an arrest is verging on dystopia, I am certain this response will not sway you.

Arrested for spicy jokes. Congratulations, England! You are the first dystopian state on Earth!

This is basically a time capsule of Hollywood reconstructive surgery.

Aleppo. Just double down on Aleppo, man.

Who says you can’t get nothing for something?

Questioning the veracity of a wrestling-related anecdote.

Characterizing the original as an action movie is an inaccurate assessment. Making this reboot an action flick is one of the many problems with this film.

Dull, drab and boring. That’s what it is. It’s a middle aged white man preening in being a middle aged white man.

Hindsight being what it is, do you feel like a dickhead for laying into this commenter about his manly suspicions? Because you come across as a dickhead in hindsight.

“Anna, any chance you can do lectures for journalism classes? We need students to realize you have to do more than just rely on what you read off Twitter or political web-sites.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“I have a master’s degree in journalism from Columbia and I write investigative stories.”

How’s that working out for you?

Honestly, how difficult would it have been to hire Geno Segers, slap a coat of blue paint on him and you’re golden.

They sorely needed to cast Geno Segers as Apocalypse. Such a missed opportunity.

Did he really sell these people out? I mean, he hacked his own phone, right? He was covering his own ass, as I expect most people would when put on the spot in that sort of scenario.

Is anyone else getting hardcore Warren Sapp/Randy Moss vibes from this pick?

This guy has got to be Rovell’s wet dream.

To be fair, Ty Cobb’s Ghost has brought some real insight to the Baseball Tonight crew.

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