I’d like to say that Pence is the Biff of this election, but we all know who fits that comparison better

That guy surprising his dad really reminded me of the time I surprised my gramps and watched some college football with him in Pittsburgh. The shock and joy in from the guy in that video overwhelmed me. I cannot remember the last time tears just shot out of my eyes like this. Miss you gramps

Buster is straight up unflappable

Loving the tennis articles keep it up!

As a middle school teacher, I have to say violence in the classroom is never really cool. However, if a kid hits me and you flip your shit in my defense, you are, and always will be a good teen.

I’m jealous of the relationship you had with your TRU manager. The one I worked several years ago definitely had an us (managers) and them (workers) feel to it. We were consistently reminded of actions that would result in our termination. I also lost a lot of faith in humanity dealing with parents shopping for…

I’ve never told anyone this, but I always add 69 cents onto my credit card payments. Once I paid $69.69 off just for kicks. I’m moderately ashamed of myself

And now I’m off to watch Win Butler play basketball.

Not going to lie, I definitely teared up while watching this

This wasn’t especially gross as much as alarming. I had gotten a nasty rash on my hands after coming back from the beach one year (that part actually was kind of gross; it was brown and constantly peeling).

Sadenfreude? I get some pleasure in how utterly stupid this man can be, but that is quickly replaced by overwhelming sadness.

I love that the Amazon ad on this page is trying to get me to buy a U.S. Polo Assn. Men’s Big-Tall Cable-Knit Sweater with Sherpa Collar Lining, much like Mr. Bone was wearing.

So there is (maybe was at this point) a shitty basement bar in State College, PA that sold stomach destroying drinks called monkey boys. They were basically syrupy, sweet versions of Long Island iced teas served in a pitcher. I puked and/or shit myself stupid when I drank one. It took about five times of going…

I want to hear everyone’s “fuck, mom!” moment. Mine was when I was 13 and enjoying a nice taped episode of Real Sex. My mom UNLOCKED my door to show me the confirmation tie that she bought me. I’m still terrified that someone will pop in that tape labeled “Richie Rich” and be in for a surprise.

I was rolling a joint in my car after leaving my girlfriend’s house (I was parked). I had done this many times. Just use a cd case and roll a real quick one to enjoy before bed.

“One underrated metric for racquet sports is how closely a player’s strokes resemble the finishing move of a melodramatic samurai anime”

When, as a 12 year old, I learned that Pennywise and the concierge from Home Alone 2 were one in the same I was blown away. And a little less terrified:

Funky butt loving!

Had to stay in at recess for hysterically laughing at a loud kazoo-like fart during a math lesson. I have no regrets

I’ve only seen Society and Videodrome. Both are great in their own rights. Videodrome was a genuinely good film, with some cool effects and, in my opinion, an excellent finale. Society has a cool story too, but the acting isn’t quite up to the same standards as Videodrome. I’d have to give the makeup and effects nod…