That's a secret?

In an delicious twist, the primary core of the nuclear bomb is kinda shaped like an avocado.

Veronica Vaughn? Oh yeah.
She is one hot piece of ayss.
I know from experience, dude.
If you know what I mean.

[subscribes to this new podcast he just learned about]

There's only like 4 real jobs that humanity needs to keep going.

So there's this thing called a "Garbage Ape"…

[ Dikachu is carried away by a mob of Breitbarters ]

mmm free goo

Without the ability to downvote, how will I register my disgust with people who are butt terrible?

of cock

So can I bombard every thread with shitpost images now?
Because Illumination's Minions have a lot of bright ideas about Pat, and Community, and thigh gaps, and gender equality, and boyyy are you all goin' to hear about it!

"Millennials ate my balls"

Can we always call him Peter Man, like Diedrich Bader in Office Space?

Yeah, nerds already know that.

It's better than briefs by a wide margin

All I can imagine when an old guy plays an old guy's father is a retreaded joke from The Last Crusade:

President ughhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaUUUUGGGHHHHH FUCKING DAMNIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

To which he replied: "Who?"

I'm an architect and I just absolutely refuse to engage in the academic/aesthetic/jargoned side of it. It's just too much.

Remember when W talking was hilarious?