Oh, God

Hey! The commenters might be a little weird but they're not some Trump-crazed shit apes!

Okay, did you ever watch the old Johnny Quest cartoons? No? Okay…
What about 80's-90's VH1 and MTV? No? Okay…
Comic Books? Right, uh-huh…
Look, did you watch any cartoon from 1965 to 1995? Why not?
Any serialized shows? Yes, let me dig up what that means…
Play Dungeons and Dragons ever? Ha, what was I thinking…

Rejected probably holds the title for the hardest I've ever laughed at something.
Granted, I was 17, but at the time I was pretty sure I was going to stop breathing.

oh that's why he's persecuted

Don't. Praise. The. Machine.

[the finger thing means the money]

Better at public speaking, better personal hygiene, better-fitting suit, better sex scandal, etc…

who?

I think it had something to do with school lunches?

no, he's talking about the OG Lawd, which I guess is the angry one?

*entire galaxy erupts into Special Edition cheers and celebration*

Getting work and money would involve bettering yourself, and, well, heh

there is no bottom

The thingy was…..Shut up!

Being wrong is way worse than being nothing at all.

And yet, there's still some political events in this movie that I'd like to see explored in reality.

Plus one nobacksies!

Yeah, he's fine. He just represents a kind of guy we all know.
Unlike that guy, he's doing very well for himself and his personal hygiene is within acceptable bounds.

"Humiliation? Like in porn?"