It's okay to never pay attention to Reddit, ya know.

I'm late, but this was my pick as well.
It's prime daydreaming music, but naturally you get the best daydreams only the first time you really go somewhere quiet, sit down and dig in. Doesn't work in the car, on your commute. :(

So is my future nothing but apps lacking volume controls?

My cousin used to be the drummer for Bitchcraft!

Scheer's story always makes me think that Eddie Murphy unwillingly imprisoned himself inside a ring of yesmen.

I like that pitch way better than Sausage Party.

By Now You Should Know That Saying About How There's No Such Thing As Bad Publicity , Internet!

Oh, it'll be something.
We live in exciting times, where even the smallest of transgressions can grow up to be a Ghazi.

My name is!

Wow, somebody else suffered through Spot Goes To Hollywood in the absence of anything better to do. I…I thought I was alone…

It's because I don't trust Wendy's to refrigerate the fruit, or anything, ever.

/hurriedly submits "TOT HE COPS" draft treatment to Adult Swim

When do the prop bets come out? I'm willing to risk 8:1 on "vulgar raspberry" and 25:1 on "audible fart".

Three tweets, Internet!

The R fell off, it's just K UGER now!

Remember when Paul Reiser called Veronica Cartwright a bitch?

A butt plug that was exposed to ionizing radiation?

I found this movie to be about a B, and I might even remember things about it in a few years! But…I'm definitely never going to remember that title.

"Joey, do you like Turkish movies about Star Wars?"

Empty political promises can [apparently] do that to anybody, even if they've seen multiple elections before!