professorbananahot
Professor Bananahot
professorbananahot

Every time I watch T2, I can't believe it's not the most expensive movie ever made.

What if he had said: "Suck my Sock?" Could that make it on the radio?

I wish my car horn said "Flah boh beh hukkaberry flabba ding dong!" instead of "beep."

Guy Fieri isn't really sexually subversive enough (yet!) to be a spokesman for a Blood Sugar Sex Magik song…I'll always think he's more of a Smash Mouth guy.

The A.V. Club
If you're looking for something to do, why don't you start another twine ball?

"Tell it to the ear, baby!" is probably my favorite bullying bit in the whole series. Not since the Double Dare days have I enjoyed someone getting thrown into a giant ear so much.

ad exec jumps to his feet:
I GOT IT!!! CONEHEADS!
State Farm boardroom erupts in thunderous applause

I was terrified of getting shocked as a kid, so when Daniel Stern gets Blanka'd in Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, it bugged me for years. Now it's just a hilarious skeleton puppet that some bored stagehand was jiggling: Link

You gotta hand it to 'em though, I brushed my fucking teeth every morning and night after seeing that heinous episode. Kids need ultraviolence, not this "9 out of 10 dentists agree!" horseshit.

Oops, I shouldn't have this parental advisory sticker on the back either…munch munch

Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!

I don't know who that is.

Yeah, but it seemed to be doing pretty well for itself.

Yippee!

mplay32 /play c:\doom\sfx\EXPLODINGBARREL.WAV

Even if farewell and goodnight is a little corny (and it points out that yes, Corgan is the best singer in the band), I'll always love the way it ties back into the piano intro from the lead track. It's a really nice moment to support my fantasy that they all enjoyed crafting this.

You know where you're going! The chair!
gasp!
The interrogation chair!
whew!
Plug it in, boys!
gasp!

Did that kid who set his Ramen on fire earn a lifetime supply of Ramen? I'd read that article.

Ohhhh, Chernobyl shot down MH17!
/drafts screenplay

These people just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took them for all they were worth.