The idea of the Terminator being played by Jim Belushi and doing a "Cannonball!!!" into the molten steel has been putting a grin on my face all week.

"avclub/…/another-round-asks-hillary-clinton-if-bill-fucked—226670"

So I'm going to out my very specific non-Twitter-understanding age here, but…if Twitter is so toxic, why do people want to get in on it? Especially famous or influential people…it just seems like a minefield that you don't have to set foot in. What does it give back to you in exchange for the persistent risk of…

For a minute after "I swallowed so much air!" I was hoping we'd resume the song with an accompaniment of gross belches. Then I thought: "No, that's stupid." After a few more minutes, I figured the belch plot would be fine.

That's what you get for not puh-leeze thinking of the children!

I'm sitting here trying really hard to determine whether or not this is a figment of my imagination: In 2002 or 2003, on a high school band trip, we watched my VHS copy of Blazing Saddles on the bus. All of us. I'm about 64% sure this happened. And it was, of course, met with laughter (and what band geek wouldn't want…

Has anyone else had a rough live experience with this band? I saw them open for Depeche Mode (I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but I think Depeche Mode is a pretty kickass band) years and years ago, and Bjorn&John played what is probably the worst and sloppiest set I've ever seen. I can't remember if it…

Dammit! I was just at a wedding this last weekend and forgot to give this advice to the groom in my speech.

A cantankerous Kelly Johnson (Brendan Gleeson?) and Ben Rich designing the fastest plane in the world, the A-12/SR-71 to overfly the USSR and China for the CIA. Nearly all of the titanium in the plane is purchased from the USSR under fake industrial corporations, the plane leaks fuel as expensive as single-malt scotch…

And Will Smith, playing the……tumor?
Finally we can erase the memory of Wild Wild West!

I've always blamed the copious amounts of eyeliner.

Every show ends with the Hand of God emerging from the heavens to kill everyone in the audience. And they have great merch!

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Her expression really makes me wonder what the in-universe circumstances of that photo were…

And yet, you call them 'steamed hams' despite the fact that they are obviously sliced roast beef.

/throws feces at painting
Dammit! This one doesn't work either!

I could chalk Foodfight up to raw, basic corporate greed…but a brief persual of Guardians on Google Image Search just makes my head hurt. Ironically there is never an podcasted explanation of "how did this get made?"

I do believe you'd get your ass kicked, saying something like that.
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hey you're not my dad

I, wish I was dead…oy.