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...the value of a catcher who sits well speaks for itself.

16yo gas station attendant in Michigan is the same person that gave me that hot tip about the police report!

My list for Best Batman

Top Secret is severely underappreciated

I got arrested a couple times when I was younger (don’t worry about it) and I remember someone telling me that if they misspelled my name or something I would get off scott-free. I SCOURED THOSE DOCUMENTS trying to find a typo but unfortunately it was all accurate.

Trumps brain, Bannon, calls himself a Leninist, so there is that.

2022 - Amazing. Only off by a few years.

Immediately what I thought of when I saw it.

This pops to mind

I wish I could give you more stars.

This needs to be the top comment. My father’s a United pilot and has said they can refuse me if I wear jeans... this isn’t an uncommon thing.

Adding on: the United employee who arranged for these non-rev passengers to travel will be having a very uncomfortable conversation with HR and their immediate supervisor early this week.

The Russians are pretty adept at using well-timed Wikileak releases to affect the direction of events.

(Sorry, too easy to dip into politics)

Have you never heard the phrase “to void one’s bowels”? As in, “The hanged man voided his bowels as he died.”

Void=urination

You’re really burying the lede here, Emma.

Unless we play hoops or football for the Jayhawks

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

I mean, I like people having healthcare, but maybe bragging rights would’ve been better....

Maybe they’re preparing for the epic future crossover with Edward and Bella.