Given Mike and Mike's nearly all-commercial format, the interview ended with

Joe was sitting next to me and inspired me to take a video of the same. Here was my perspective of it, but just a seat over:

Like a trio of schoolchildren

I remember this day vividly. Was drowning my sorrows at a shithole dive in Hoboken, NJ. The Coors Light on tap (it was on special, shut up) tasted like butter. So, yeah, let's do everything we can to increase the odds of me reliving that. Thanks guys.

I love this idea. It would be even better if MLB opened up online streaming for nonsubscribers that day.

*sniffles* (wipes away tear).

Honestly, the Cubs will be doing a lot of that the rest of this decade.

You see, here's what I hate about this. Rovell definitely doesn't feel like he got owned there, or that some social media manager called him out on being a troll. His first thought is probably "ZOMG LOOK AT THIS ESTABLISHED BRAND INTERACTING WITH ME ON TWITTER SO ENGAGING AND CLEVER BY THE CUBS!"

I switched to a full helmet+mask (hockey-style) a few years back exactly because of this - you get one flush in the mask and it doesn't matter how much padding is in the mask, it still knocks you right on your ass. The helmet+mask I have now disperses the energy from those shots a lot more effectively.

Derek Jeter's career fielding percentage wants to have a discussion with you.

If you want to follow The Concourse, then follow The Concourse.

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

"Whatever works."

No Alanis fans here tonight? Eh, fuck it.

I dont't think he meant to reach her handlebars. I think he was trying to reach down under.

"I couldn't help it, it's all your fault." - Loren Rowny

More importantly, why is he wearing a hat?

Wasn't Imperial Klud a Star Wars character?

High hopes after it started with "Thanks for joining us, Imperial Kludd." "Thanks for having me." Then it kind of tailed off from there.