The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

The NFL is likely thanking whatever God it collectively decided to believe in that people are making this into a big deal and getting distracted from those other problems it currently has with players getting concussions and killing themselves (or players who are assholes beating the crap out of women and children).

Say what you will about Roger Goodell, but I think it's pretty neat he signs each ball.

"Those 297 seasons are just God setting things up for their big win in Super Bowl CCCL."

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

So this is an iPhone 7 rumor right?

My god, this will make an amazing urinal.

If BB is such a genius, why is he the only one who gets caught doing things that 'everyone does'. I say this as a die-hard Patriots fan.

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.

The Immaculate Interceptions

"Yup... God was responsible for those ill-timed interceptions. What he said."

Unless! The officials were in on it too! Bum bum bum

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

That take is so hot, it's a miracle that your fingers didn't melt before clicking Publish.

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

Hopefully, D'truth will D'quell this whole silly argument.

But, if the Patriots did pull some shenanigans, it makes sense that it was D'Qwell Jackson or a Colts equipment staffer that noticed.

Christ, that's brutal

Something else he can't come to grips with.