Psssshhh. Only 14 years of solid income? Bobby Bonilla is not impressed.

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]

Damn that Michael Strahan is EVERYwhere!

Going back any further is tricky, however, since the fidelity of the images isn't the best...

NFL

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

Of course. But until the investigation (and we know NFL investigations are always totally legitimate and fair) finds wrongdoing, jumping to conclusions about the result isn't the best idea.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

1. Cheating is wrong.

Her career at Florida may be over, but she can look forward to a long, successful run as an ESPN analyst.

Antoinette Bannister: 1.4 PPG, 0.7 RPG, 18.9% APR.

Sorry fellas, but all the disinfectant in the world won't remove the stench of being a part of Penn State.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

"That means Ken Griffey Jr. will be the first player to go in as a Mariner"

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

I use:

i thought bananas were dicks and melons were boobs.

Oh. Now I get it.