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Connor Dickless
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Maybe he’s finally accepted there’s no amount of money that will make people think he’s a hard man?

I get that Star Wars has always had cute stuff that was meant to appeal to kids and sell toys. Chewie was it. The Ewoks were it. That’s fine. But there’s just something about how the examples from the new films are used that rubs me the wrong way. I mean, maybe it’s just that I don’t think that the movies overall are

Operation Raccoon City is a good game, full stop, it just wasn’t/isn’t the kind of RE game anyone is asking for.

For sure. I was regularly chastised for how much time I spent playing games by my parents who regularly watched way more hours of TV than I played games.

My girlfriend literally tells me to play a game on my pc when she wants the living room to herself. We’re in our thirties. 

The crazy thing is if his coping method was to just sit in front of the TV watching football or something they probably wouldn’t say a thing about “screentime”.

Because he’s not a carrier. If a carrier is guilty, all the thefts will occur on a single route. He would have been pulling from various routes. Also, a lot of smaller towns in Connecticut have older, small post offices that can’t handle population booms. I wouldn’t be surprised if Middletown also supports some

He is the supervisor in a small town post office.  That’s how he got away with it for so long.

Yeah. There was a time I was having problems with mail not getting to me, not so much because of theft but because it was getting mis-sorted. I brought a complaint to the post office and practically the first thing I was told was that there’d already been complaints about our carrier.

FUCK! I totally forgot Claudio was doing Twitch stuff, thanks for the reminder!

Metal Arms was also generally well-received at the time. 

It is?! I didn't realise it was actually available. This is awesome news, thank you.

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Wouldn’t mind seeing Conker (Xbox version) on there myself. Yes, it was stupid for MS to have some of the language censored, but that wasn’t a deal-breaker for me. And I appreciated the fact it looked much better than the original, and with the Xbox controller I thought it played much better (always hated the stock

Blinx was....ok, but the game couldn’t find any way to make any power more useful than “pause”, so it got repetitive quickly.

Elsewhere there’s Fuzion Frenzy, an absurd, ersatz Mario Party clone with a bizarre Jet Set Radio art style, which is best known for being one of the most ancillary launch titles of all time. If you opened up an Xbox on Christmas morning with a copy of Fuzion Frenzy instead of Halo you probably still carry trauma to

You really buried the lede with this one. Breakdown is an underrated GEM. While the controls are definitely unwieldy, if you can clear that barrier to entry you will find a thrilling, creative, highly imaginative first-person adventure.

I also adore Little Nightmares. Good month for Gold members, to be sure.

If game journalists and scalpers are the only people with “next-gen” consoles are the PS4 and Xbox One really the last generation, or still the current one? I know I resorted to picking up Miles Morales on PS4 and AC Valhalla on PC. I’ll probably get Immortals and Cyberpunk on PC, too, and that right there were all

I wonder if the redesign will actually fix the app itself. I’ve tried the Funimation app on several devices a while back and the experience is pretty awful. Even basic things like items in my digital library being inexplicably inaccessible.

The first game is also the worst in the series?????????