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Connor Dickless
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That Starfield one is nice but otherwise the only options are the ugly-ass camo designs that everyone seems to love?  Win some, lose some.

But, like, can we join the atheist faction?

They had me at “new Sex Bob-Omb songs”.

Affluent white people profiting off the hard work of black people? In America? Well, I never....

Here’s one; Broshep is better than Femshep.

I’ve played Mass Effect 1 at least a half dozen times and have never once saved Ashley. I like Kaidan, sue me. He may be a bit dull but he’s a solid bro who always had my back. But more importantly he wasn’t a horrible xenophobe. Which is the primary reason he gets to live.

This happens with every big franchise film these days but I really hope this is the exception where it actually as good as pre-release buzz says it is. I think it *looks* great.

I’ve known the official pronunciation since the game came out and I still pronounce it this way. I don’t even care that it's wrong. Tee-dus just sounds so stupid to me and I'm going to continue saying Tie-dus until the day I die. 

It wouldn’t. And people that say it would are delusional or blinded by a misplaced sense of nostalgia towards the brand. Even something like Mario Odyssey would have been fine on any other hardware. Pretty sure we’d all live on just fine without wiggling a stupid motion controller to make Mario spin attack.

Not mentioned; the absolute tsunami death wave of microtransactions and paid content that we all know it'll come with. 

I’d be happy with official mod tools. Not forme, because I r dumb. But the modding community could effectively create new campaigns to last year’s. 

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If it doesn’t feature a poorly choreographed fight scene where the unhinged cop character asserts his victory by puking on his unconscious opponent’s head then I DO NOT WANT IT.

I put around 200 hour into RDR but just can’t seem to get into RDR2.

FWIW it also runs at native 4K on Xbox One X. So you don’t even need a current gen machine to get a prettier version of the game than this port offers. 

All I know is it gave me the opportunity to do and see this so it’s a perfect 10 for me. I’m a simple creature. 

This is overpriced as hell for what it is. Which shouldn’t come as a surprise because Rockstar.

Are we really gonna use misspelling a Polish name against the guy? The Polish never met a consonant they wouldn’t toss in a name. I have a Polish last name and you wouldn’t believe all the ways people have mispronounced and misspelled it. 

But Halo 4 is the best one. Or at least my personal favorite. So if anybody said that to me there’d probably be a “Did we just become best friends!?” moment.  

Ding ding ding. This is the correct answer.

When people ask “what’s the point of owning an Xbox when you have a PC” this is the answer.