I’m gonna rack up so much fart XP. Top of the leaderboards, baby. 

This sounds like the perfect game for a classic sci-fi dork like myself and yet I’ve somehow never heard of it. I’ll be hoping that he pulls it off because I'd like to play the game this wants to be.

Most of these probably wouldn’t make my list. They’re not particularly clever imo. They just name drop a game or console and not much more. 

They’re referring to the Game Pass Friends & Family plan that available in select EU markets.

I’m a bit disappointed in it as well. I don’t think it’s bad but it’s generic as hell. All You Need Is Kill/Edge Of Tomorrow all over again.

I knew from the get that, if nothing else, James Gunn would embrace the stranger side of DC like Zack Snyder never would. And I’m 100% for it.

I think what they really need to do is make it as abundantly clear as possible that this is the first hero in Gunn’s DCU. Avoid any confusion as to which universe this takes place in because a lot of people won't want to get invested in a character that might not have a future in the DCU, which probably hurt The…

Jim Ryan, is that you?

One can of Gfuel has 300mg of caffeine. If the issue is the marketing, I get that. And that is an issue. But if it’s the caffeine content you can’t really go after one and not the others. As much as I hate to side with a Paul in any way shape or form...

Dungeons & Dongs

There aren’t many things I’d drop $1500 on but in-game cosmetics definitely isn’t one of them. That alone should be a red flag.

It can and could. But it probably won’t because people are ridiculous. It’s all conspiracy theories and anti-woke rhetoric. I’ve come to learn that the Venn diagram of Snyderverse stans and Cavill-Witcher stans is basically a circle.

Japanese games love all that flashiness and visual fireworks. But for something like this it gets distracting. I couldn’t count how many times I’ve biffed an evade because I literally could not see the enemy’s attack in the first place. I’d love a option to tone it down. 

Also not an engineer. Also my first thought. Having those supports at a vertical 90 degree angle seems like a really bad idea.

Dungeons & Dragons inspired? Wasn’t Baldur’s Gate an actual D&D game? And on that topic, is this one not?

Nah, fuck that. I do fatalities every time. I enjoy them and if you don’t want to see them then beat me. I’m not even that good so it should be easy and happens more often than not. 

I’m obviously speaking purely anecdotally here. But even so, that’s absolutely fine. Different strokes and all that. I just take issue with the whole “This isn’t Final Fantasy” sentiment.

“30fps is perfectly playable” is a surefire way to give PC elitists an aneurysm. 

Obviously, that should say XVI, not XIV.

A person who is saying a correct statement in a shitty way. This Final Fantasy is factually and literally Final Fantasy. Not liking it is okay. Not wanting to play it is fine. But it doesn’t make that statement any less true. Proclaiming “This isn’t Final Fantasy!” as if one is the de facto authority on the matter is…