It’s wild to me that Marvel characters stay more dead than Fast franchise characters.

I was going to say it’s a shame it’s not retroactive but then I remembered that I didn’t even buy 98% of the 100+ games I have on the EGS. 

Real shame for the ten people that could afford it. 

Steel Battalion was one of my most anticipated games that I knew I wouldn’t be able to afford what with being a broke-ass teen and all. I still feel the sting of missing out on that. So yeah, I’d pony right the hell up for a remake with the controller. I’ve even been tempted to drop a wad of cash on a copy with the…

My bet is on something regarding Naughty Dog’s next game or that TLoU multiplayer title they’re working on. 

Well, Jesus sure ain’t gon like that.

Oh god, that makes their whining and pearl clutching all the worse. 

My two immediate thoughts on this;

*boots up The Witcher 3*

Wild that I was just thinking about Hawken yesterday. I’ll definitely be checking this out. Although I honestly hope some sort of PVP mode comes down the line. I had a lot of good times with it. 

The absolute plebs probably don’t even know about Heat Vision and Jack. 

I’m going to count to INFINITY AND ONE and they’re all going to love it.

Cool. Meanwhile my wife and I have been struggling to find a house for 3 months. If I do a stream where I count to 100,001 maybe I can raise enough money to buy a home for my family. 

I’m okay with there not being sex scenes in a game from a studio know for releasing games full of janky bugs.

“It’s an easy way to communicate with friends”

I’m choosing to believe that they’ve spent all these years doing Soulsbourne games just to build enough clout for a new Armored Core to have mass appeal.

It could be worse. It could be Steel Battalion Kinect. I’d have rather never gotten a sequel to that than the sequel it got. 

‘Member file compression? What ever happened to file compression?

Which just means this ain’t really a game for adults so much as it’s a game for parents with money. 

This. Cavill stans whining about The Witcher quickly became the most annoying thing since Snyderverse stans.